Felt like drawing some old friends.
TG: that shits hella weird man
TG: rare like some kind of nasty endangered frog
TG: something jade and her freaky grandpa would get wet over the chance to hold
TG: all spitting and slimy as fuck and cyber-goth green
TG: it knows its special
TG: it flaunts its snowflake-grade quality by sticking its goddamn tongue in your face
TG: and then going all valentine’s day massacre on a bunch of flies or some shit right before your eyes
TG: acting all adorable as fuck and freaky as hell the whole time
TG: shits odd bro
TG: odd like you wouldnt fucking believe
every other Dave on MSPARP:
TG: cool frog man
The Beatles’ instruments backstage at the Sheffield City Hall, 8 December 1965. Scan from The Beatles Book Monthly, No. 116
GREY: You leave me with jumbled words.
RED: I’m in love with you.
PINK: I have a crush on you.
TURQUOISE: You’re hot.
TEAL: We have quite a lot in common.
BLUE: You are my Tumblr crush.
WHITE: PLEASE MARRY ME.
GREEN: I find you cute.
BLACK: I would date you.
i honestly wonder why your friends even bother ASKING if we’re dating we’re obviously in a committed relationship
"Smart House" (1999)
YELLOW: PLEASE FUCK ME.
idk if u could handle the d tbh im holding out on u for ur own safety
PURPLE: We near never speak, but I do enjoy your presence on my dashboard.
oh why ty ouo
the worst fucking thing about school is that they make you think that that’s all there is in the world and you get all anxious and worked up and depressed over fucking grades and classes and homework that you lose sight of the fact that you’re still so young and there are endless avenues and possibilities of places to end up and things to do
- PURPLE: We near never speak, but I do enjoy your presence on my dashboard.
- FUCHSIA: I wish I could become your best friend through the internet.
- GREY: You leave me with jumbled words.
- RED: I'm in love with you.
- PINK: I have a crush on you.
- TURQUOISE: You're hot.
- CHARTREUSE: I sincerely wish you would notice me.
- TEAL: We have quite a lot in common.
- BLUE: You are my Tumblr crush.
- ORANGE: I dislike your page.
- YELLOW: PLEASE FUCK ME.
- WHITE: PLEASE MARRY ME.
- GREEN: I find you cute.
- BLACK: I would date you.
- BROWN: I dislike you.
helo i dont want to sound like a whiny poop but im v v v close to my next thousand and if someone could promo me that would be hella rad B)